i found this funny sms jokes as i browse through the websites!! LOL i tell u!!
a must to read thing~~
Last night some Monkeys
came running to my room.
They wanted to trouble
good people...
I suggested ur name.
They said
"Oh!!!No we cant disturb our Boss... "
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SOME1
MISSES U
NEEDS U
WORRIES ABOUT U
WANTS 2B WITH U
..................
.................
& IT AINT ME!
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1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME...
just U & ME sitting in a
MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U
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Do u know that ur smile
takes 1000 people to death?
Save the world...
so plz start teeth brushing regularly
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L o n g t i m e a g o...
o n l y idiots used...
to read my S M S.
And,
t o d a y,
the history continues....
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This is not fair!
How could u do this?
Didn't expect this from you!
Got a whole Channel on your name
and didn't even tell me?
ANIMAL PLANET!
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The animals of a jungle
have decided to hold a meeting.
The lion has come,
the tiger has come,
the elephant has come,
the monkey has come..
But The meeting hasn't started.
Guess why ?
Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !
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The NHS regrets to inform you
that your birth was an accident.
Please report to your nearest hospital
to be put down.
We apologize for any inconvenience.
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I chased love
i found friendship,
i chased desires
i found hopes,
i chased reality
i found dreams,
i chased a monkey
and i found you.
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ku kata ka ka ku
ku ke ki ki ka ga
ga gi gu kaka ki
ki ki ka
Congratulations!
U have successfully learnt the monkey's language.
Come to Collect ur banana.
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baby monkey asked his mother
"Mom, why r we so ugly"???
Mom said - Thank GOD we look like this,
u should see the person reading this SMS ! ! !
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As a person u r:
=> ADORABLE
=> SWEET
=> SIMPLE
=> HONEST
=> OBEDIENT
=> LOVEABLE
=> EXCELLENT
******
In short U R an asshole!
more to come later nxt time XD
THX fr reading~! XD
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